it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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