Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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