I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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