I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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