I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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