Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Me. At least after what I've been through.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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