I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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