Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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