I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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