i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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