It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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