She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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