You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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