you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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