She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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