It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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