It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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