508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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