My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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