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Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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