Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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