Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
