so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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