How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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