That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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