She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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