She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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