If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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