note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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