i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
FUCK WHALES
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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