Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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