Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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