he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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