one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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