I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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