it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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