please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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