I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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