i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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