Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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