And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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