I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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