i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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