i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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