omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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