closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She needs sedatives and a leash
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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