Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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