I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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