He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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