im about as happy as oj after his trial
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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