Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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